Ten Ways to Tell It's a Redneck's Computer
1. The monitor is up on blocks.
2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
3. The six front keys have rotted out.
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
5. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
7. The password is "Bubba".
8. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
9. The keyboard's camoflaged.
10. The varmint (mouse) has buckshot holes. |
